me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUHyou don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
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My wife took my scent in the divorce
(via siveydensipuli)
Life is like a game, the first 18 years are like the tutorial but then its pay to win.
Growing up is understanding why the Grinch wanted to stay with his dog far away from society
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This bird is smarter than mine, who just walk into the spray.
(via utafumi)
disappointed-pero-not-surprised:
daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.
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